Your Day of Dead Horro-scope by Kooch
Aries: Create an altar to celebrate the tree of death. Let your chills turn to thrills to invoke energy to help you clear obstacles and reach your goals.
Taurus: Wake up your inner vampire and show that you're not afraid to bite into prospects for love. Show others that you care.
Gemini: Relax when facing grave issues. Conjure up your optimism as things are not as ominous as they seem.
Cancer: Own your power. Be willing to wear a clown's red nose and prove that you're willing to have some fun.
Leo: Take time to honor the dead and the living dead. A séance lights a dark path to unknown possibilities for tombstone size success.
Virgo: Don't worry so much. Fright in the dark can prove to be delight in the light. Good fortune lingers around the corner.
Libra: Your smile is the best remedy to heal frightening communications. Lighting candles and candy can also be helpful.
Scorpio: Visiting graveyards creates a special connection with life. Ghouls need love too.
Sagittarius: Think positive. Owning the strength of your inner pirate improves the quality of your life.
Capricorn: Exorcism heals the heart and inspires new understanding in how to confront the negative in life. Invite a priest to dinner for good luck.
Aquarius: Remember that if someone says "Eek, you're a freak", it's a compliment. Don't bury your good spirits in a coffin of self-defense.
Pisces: Don't sweat the small stuff unless you see a skull and cross bones marked on your front door. Magical surprises await you.